thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

the-goddamazon:

rolandalfred2nd:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

Shit

FUCK MY LIFE ARE YOU SERIOUS

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

haemus:

by locaburg
did-you-kno:

A restaurant owner shared a photo of a receipt showing a $0.20 tip from running back LeSean McCoy, claiming he was “abusive” to the staff. In response, actor Charlie Sheen offered to give $1,000 to the waiter. Source

did-you-kno:

A restaurant owner shared a photo of a receipt showing a $0.20 tip from running back LeSean McCoy, claiming he was “abusive” to the staff. In response, actor Charlie Sheen offered to give $1,000 to the waiter. Source

sigurrossgeller:

"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"

why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo

please sit down

hornyspice:

remember when spongebob got pranked by squidward on april fools

hornyspice:

remember when spongebob got pranked by squidward on april fools

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS