totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

justanotherhighschoolgrad:

siberian huskies man

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

psssssssst
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

lulualk:

 

bcfurs:

theimaginaryslimshady:

shipping ocs is hard because no one cares but you

for a second i thought this said orcs and i just

image

dysphorism:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

i still rock out to this song quite often tbh

dysphorism:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

i still rock out to this song quite often tbh

beyoncevevo:

GOALS
nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

spidey-cents:

archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

In Groot We Trust

spidey-cents:

archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

In Groot We Trust

my first kiss with a boy was in a bucket shed in primary school, and his mum caught us
Anonymous

I have no idea what a bucket shed is but OUCH to mother dearest walking in :s

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harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

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that’s ok mum